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xaotix, hani, zakaj ti takve stvari ne metneš na naslovnicu?
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Rekla mi je "hani"! :oops:

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fala :cheers:
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Ovo morate pogledati, nije novo ali je fenomenalno

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X1VIyZe3Ws

Naime radi se o nekoj emisiji u živo u kojoj se radi o problemima s kojima se susreću invalidi a voditelja izluđuje glas jednog od njih zbog čega umire od smjeha.
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Gledao sam to prije, zakon. Tip skoro proplače od smijeha.
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Jos nije Å vabo (dobro... Francuz) nešto izmislio, a da mi (u ovom slučaju susjedi) ne bi mogli bolje!

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Kad bi svi zombiji na svijetu, poducili ljude da.... hmmm...

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"... but the yahoos from San Diego gave us wrong satellite coordinates ..."

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evo još ..

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osim što izvrće činjenice da bi pasale u "teoriju", 2. i 3. su snimljeni obrnutim redoslijedom što se vidi iz godina.
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THE BORG

Futile, resistance is. Yoda of Borg
Galactic Conquest Or Bust - The Borg
GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO ~ Borg subroutine
Have it our way at Borger King! (I *am* this place!)
Hi! My name is Borg. How may I assimilate you?
How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. -Borg
Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square!
Huey Louis of Borgordi + transporter = Hewy, Lewy, & Dewey
I! am! Kirkutus! of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! assimilated!
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you.
I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to be nauseated.
I am Basford of Borg. Your sheep will be assimilated.
I am Batman of Borg, you will be assimilated, foul fiend.
I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh-heh
I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities.
I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant.
I am Blofeld of Borg. You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond.
I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor
I am ButtHead of Borg. Resistance sucks, duh-huh-huh
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.
I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not!
I am Chevy Chase of Borg - and I hate your guts.
I am Clinton of Borg. Your wages will be assimilated...
I am Clinton of Borg. You will be assimila... BIG MACS!!
I am Clinton of Borg: Resistance is taxable!
I am Clinton of Borg, prepare your money for assimilation
I am Clinton of Borg. You may or may not be assimilated.
I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo...
I am Cyrano Jones of Borg. Want to buy a borg tribble?
I am Cyrus of Borg. You will be achy breaky assimilated.
I am Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant
I am Dax of Borg. My slug has been assimilated.
I am Descartes of Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am.
I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead...resist us...
I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated!
I am Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation
I am Eliza of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile.
I am Ginzu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait!
I am Gomer of Borg! Golly we are gonna assimilate ya!
I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg. Prepare to be...or not to be
I am Hillary of Borg. Choice is irrelevant.
I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts!
I am incapable of forgetting. * Data
I am Jordon of Borg. Gravity is irrelevant.
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (what's that word, daddy?)
I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean.
I am Khan of Borg. From hell's heart I assimilate thee..
I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it??!!!!
I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be immolated.
I am Koresh of Borg, we will be incinerated.
I am Lancelot of Borg. Resistance is feudal.
I am Locutus of Borg. This tagline was assimilated.
I am Locutus . . . of Borg. Resistance is futile.
I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant.
I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
I am Macintosh of Borg. It takes a while to assimilate.
I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess
I am McCoy of Borg,...You will Damn well be assimilated
I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search.
I am Moderator of Borg.Resistance is futile.You will obey
I am Mr. T of Borg. I pity da fool that resists me.
I am Opie of Borg. Can I assimilate 'em, Pa?
I am Peg of Borg. Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children
I am Pike of Borg. Beep beep.
I am Quayle of Borg. Speling is Irevelant
I am Reagan of Borg. Prepare to be...uh, I don't recall
I am Rush of Borg, Prepare to have meaning attached.
I am Scott of Borg. Resistance dinna matter.
I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player
I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical.
I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself.
I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me!
I am Tim Allen of Borg. Prepare to be Re-wired.
I am Troi of Borg. Your Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Troi of Borg. How does assimilation make you feel?
I am Trojan of Borg: Assimilation is safe sex.
I am Uhura of Borg. Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
I am Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated. NOT!
I am Wesley of Borg. Even THEY don't like me!
I am Worf of Borg. Resistance is *without* honor.
I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes!
I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
I like my species the way it is. - Worf to Locutus
I want your clothes, boots, and, oh yeah, you're assimilated
I'd rather be assimilating. - Borg Bumper-sticker.
If you can read this, you're irrelevant. -Borg
Irrelevant, proper order of words is. Yoda of Borg
It is irrevelent that the Borg do it.
It's a futile day in the neigh-Borg-hood...
It's the Borg!! Quick, look useless...
Join the group mind - become a Borg.
Let LimBORG do it. He knows everything.
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevant.
Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot. - Locutus of Borg
McBorgs, over half-billion assimilated.
My other computer is a Borg.
Next on Geraldo of Borg: brothers who assimilate sisters.
Nice Borg. Gooood Borg. Urk!
Only YOU can prevent futility. Smokey the Borg
Prepare to be,like,totally assimilated,OK?Buffy of Borg
RESISTENCE IS FUTILE... - The Borg
Resistance is futile (If < .0001 Ohm).
Resistance is Illogical - Spockutis of Borg.
Resistance is Useless!!! if < 1 ohm
Riker, AKA "Number One." A spy for the Borg?
Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant. Taco Borg
Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant!
Screw the Prime Directive...give the Borg a copy of Windows!
Send the Borg a copy of Windows. That'll REALLY slow 'em
Sorry, the Borg assimilated my mail packet.
Sylvester of Borg: Birds are irrelevant.
Sylvester of Borg: Succotash is irrelevant.
Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg
The Borg assimilated me & all I got was this t-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this t-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this tagline.
The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant
THE BORG: Calm, Cool and Collective...
The Borg Express Card: Assimilation has its privileges.
The Borg have neither honor or courage.
The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far
The final DOS version of Borg ... ClintonBorg!
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus
To Borg or not to Borg, the question is irrelevent!
Victor Borg: Pianos are irrelevant.
Vote for Locutus/Hugh: 9 of 6 of the Collective Party!!!
We are Pakled of Borg. We look for irrelevance.
We are FORMAT of Borg. Your hard drive is assimilated...
We brake for cubes!
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
We will not assimilate you..IF you can spell 'assimilate'
Why Ask Why? Try Borg Dry
Your life, as it has been, is over. Locutus of Borg
You will be assimilated... during dinner. - Bates of Borg
You will use Windows. Resistance is Futile. Borg
"I'm Beverly...", "I'm Geordi...", "We are Barney..."
"They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better"
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: "Borg in the 'Hood'"!
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: "We all sleep in a single subroutine"
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA.
Bashir on Borg: I'd be hostile too if my poop was cubed!
Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man.
Borg Oyster Cult: Fearing the Reaper is irrelevant.
Borg starter kit. Some assimilation required.
Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
Borg-again Christian. Resistance to my sermon is futile
Borg.Com found! (A)ssimilate (C)hange channel
BorgDOS: Irrelevant command or filename
Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games
Drunk Borg: "Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?"
Evidence of an evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0
Gates of Borg: OEMs will be assimilated
Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing I ever assimilated
HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
I am Bart of Borg, prepare to be assimilated, Man!
I am Bart of Borg, who the hell are you?
I am Caffeine of Borg. Sleep is irrelevant.
I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile!
I am Flatulus of Borg. Prepare to pull my finger.
I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR!
I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!
I am Madonna of Borg. Gender is irrelevant.
I am Madonna of Borg: Justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant::
I am OS/2 of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I am Shareware of Borg. Registation is useless.
I am Spock of Borg... Fascinating
I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is
Inhaling is irrelevant - Clinton of Borg
Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant.
Political correctness is a Borg plot.
Q: How many Borg does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: All of them
RED ALERT - Borg Fleet Approaching.
The Borg is the ultimate user - Q
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. "Borg borg borg!"
The economy is irrelevant - Bush Borg
The only thing the Borg left behind was this copy of Windows
This is Borg. <ESC> is futile <CTRL> is inevitable
U2 will become one with the Borg. We like Bono.
We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!
We are Telix of Borg, no other comm programs are needed.
We are the Borg. Your files will be assimilated.
Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevnt
Whose laser thru yonder saucer section cuts? 'Tis the Borg
Windows Could Crash Even A Borg!
Worf: Screw the prime directive, I say give the Borg Windows.
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg
You n Me and a Borg named Hugh, living & assimilating .
You named the Borg? - Guinan
You will all become one with the Borg - Locutus
Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.

Borg Answering Machine Message:

WE ARE BORG.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now.
So leave a message at the tone,
and we'll assimilate you later.
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