malo humora [vicevi]

[Bahod]

Donald Rumsfelds successor Robert Gates briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Gates,

"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

[Belzebubbles]

Ja stvarno neznam čemu to ismijavanje gospodina busha.

[SAMSUILUNOV OTAC]

"Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

[Ire]

30 Funniest Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

# I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?

# It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

# What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you”™ll wind up naked.

# You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."

# Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

# Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.

# Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

# That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me

# There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."

# According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

# Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason

# The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."

# Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."

# Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?

# People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to

# Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

# The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

# I have a friend who”™s collecting unemployment insurance. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He”™s down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I”™m sure they”™d give him a raise.

# To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.

# Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

# The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy.

# My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.

# I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, "Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye."

# Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.

# See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.

# What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later."

# You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each.

# You can measure distance by time. "How far away is it?" "Oh about 20 minutes." But it doesn't work the other way. "When do you get off work?" "Around 3 miles."

# Are there keys to a plane? Maybe that's what those delays are sometimes, when you're just sitting there at the gate. Maybe the pilot sits up there in the cockpit going, "Oh, I don't believe this. Dammit..I did it again." They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the P.A. system, "Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a while. I uh..Oh, God this is so embarrassing...I, I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. They're in this big ashtray by the front door. I'm sorry, I'll run back and get them."

# I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"

[Bahod]

# Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

istaknuo Bahod
evo baš sad tražim kako ide u originalu, no očito je u različitim nastupima koristio razne završetke
inače u seriji kaže: try getting the harpoon out of your chest first ili nešto jako slično

[Izitpajn]

Meni Seinfeld ide na živce, a sad konačno mogu okolo pričat kako krade od Almodovara

[Ire]

Došla tri studenta na ispit kod profesora. Uđe prvi i u indeksu ostavi 500 eura:

"Krasno kolega vidim da ste se puno spremali za ispit, pa ću vam postaviti jedno kratko pitanje! Koje godine je bačena bomba na Hirošimu?"

"1945", odgovori student.

"Vrlo dobro, vrlo dobro, to je četvorka iz ovog predmeta."

Nakon toga uđe drugi student, a u indeksu samo 200 eura.

"Hm kolega, nadam se da ste se dobro spremali za ispit, pa ću vam postaviti dva diskutabilna pitanja.

"Koje godine je bačena bomba na Hirošimu?"

"1945", odgovori student.

"Koliko je ljudi poginulo?"

"Oko osamdeset tisuća"

"Dobro je kolega dobro, za dvojku!"

Napokon uđe i treći student prazna indeksa:

"Uh, uh! Kolega sumnjam da ćete proći, ali ću vam postaviti par
diskutabilnih pitanja! Koje godine je bačena bomba na Hirošimu?"

"1945", odgovori student.

"Koliko je ljudi poginulo?"

"Oko osamdeset tisuća"

"Imena kolega, imena!!!"

[Nazir]

Pismo korisnika:

Dobar dan!

Kada čželim da kopiram film na disketu, pritisnem dugme "Paste", i onda mi se pojavi neki tekst kako nema dovoljno mesta na disketi.
Posle toga pritisnem dugme "Paste shortcut", i onda već stane film na disketu.
Problem se javlja jedino, kad hoću da ga pokrenem na tuđoj maÄ…ini, jer onda se javi poruka da ne močže da nađe film. Ovo je jako čudno, poÄ…to sam sigurna da je film na disketi, jer na mojoj maÄ…ini normalno mogu da ga pokrenem sa diskete. U čemu je problem?


Hvala

Ceca






Odgovor :

Draga Gospodjo!

Ne močžete utrpati svoju bundu u torbicu. Cedulja sa natpisom, da je bunda u ormaru, pak staje u torbicu.
Znači ako ste kući i pročitate cedulju iz torbe da je bunda u ormaru, onda ćete je tamo i naći. Situacija se komplikuje ukoliko se nalazite kod drugarice i pročitate sa cedulje da se bunda nalazi u ormaru. U njenom ormaru močžete tračžiti do nedogleda, VaÄ…a bunda sigurno neće biti tamo.


Pozdrav.

[Xaotix]

Chicks In Gaming By Jeff Freeman

Chicks in gaming is a hot topic right now. It has been ever since the first generation of role playing gamers were old enough to become interested in chicks. Someone looked around the gaming table and thought, "Man, I wish some chicks would hang out with us." Game publishers also took note, thinking, "Man, I wish twice as many people were buying my games."

Two basic strategies were developed: One, add things chicks like to the games. Two, remove what they don't like.

If they knew what chicks liked, they wouldn't have spent their youths hanging out with a bunch of geeks pretending to be elves. So they had to stick with the remove-what-they-don't-like approach. That's unfortunate, because what chicks don't like about role-playing games are, to be specific, the gamers.

I mean honestly, if hunky Brad, captain of the football team, were playing role playing games, chicks would be interested. Instead, it's not-so-hunky Norman, captain of the chess team. Chicks hate being hit-on by Norman every time they try to play a game, and rest assured, Norman does hit-on them. They call it `sexual harassment', on account of Norman being such a dork.

Norman: "If you're hurt, my Paladin can heal you by laying-hands on--"

Chick: "Don't even think about it, dweeb."

And so it went. The game publishers sought to remove game fans from the role-playing hobby.

To their credit, they did a pretty good job. They also discovered some other things along the way that chicks don't like about gaming, but possibly this was coincidental. In removing things from games that the game fans liked, they did indeed remove some other elements that chicks weren't comfortable with.

The word `chicks', for instance. Chicks hate that. Not many game rules use the word `chick' to refer to chicks any more. Not that there ever were that many games literally using the word `chick', but figuratively, the tone was the same. Also, games don't make so many generalizations about chicks. Chicks don't like to be generalized. Art that featured chainmail bikinis on big-breasted warrior chicks, to site another example, was disliked by most chicks and, at the same time, was one of the big draws for chess-captain Norman, who was also disliked by most chicks. Anyone that ever played 1st edition AD&D remembers the succubus drawing in The Monster Manual. Sure, she would drain hard-won experience levels, had fangs, little horns and bat-wings, but just look at those hooters! Woo-hoo!

The DM would threaten, "She's going to suck the life out of you," to which Norman would respond, "Bring it on, baby!"

Math was another sticking point. Chicks are terrible at math, or at the very least they don't enjoy it, whereas people like Norman love crunching numbers. Now most new chick-friendly games are `rules-lite', low-math, sorts of things. Chicks dig that, Norman doesn't. As a bonus, Hunky Brad, captain of the football team, isn't very keen on math either. Rules-light, low-math games are comprehensible by Hunky Brad, so that if someone read the rules to him, he could actually play. Getting Brad to play and getting Norman to go away is the key to getting chicks into the hobby.

A lot of games started using the pronoun `she' in place of the neuter pronoun `he'. This was meant to make the games exclusive - specifically to exclude people like Norman. No danger of excluding people like Brad, remember, because Brad can't read. The pronoun `he' is inclusive because, as it is generally understood in the English language, the word `he' applies to either males or females. For example: "The game-master runs the game. He rolls dice for all the monsters."

In that context, "He rolls dice" means "He or she rolls dice." It's inclusive, and it makes people like Norman feel free to play the game. `Can't have that.

New rules say "She rolls dice..." Now Norman understands that this isn't his game, he needs to go hang with the math club.

The few chicks already in gaming are doing their part to exclude Norman, too. Possibly the game-publishers are just following their lead. Women In Gaming, or `WIG' is a chick-only group. Norman couldn't join if he wanted to (and believe me, he wants to). Now, I know `WIG' sounds sexist, since associating women with wigs is stereotypical, and I am not at all sexist, but those chicks came up with the acronym on their own. Personally, I would have gone for Broads In Gaming, or `BIG'. They didn't ask me.

Among other things, WIG is promoting a "Chicks only" day, so Norman can be told point-blank on at least one day a year that he isn't welcome. I think they're going to call it, `I like you, just not that way, you have a sweet personality, let's just be friends'-day. And maybe they want to breast-feed infants in mid-game, which isn't as much of a turn-on as you might think.

TSR, Inc. adopted a different strategy to get gamers out of the hobby that was even more spectacularly successful: They wrote the game for twelve-year-olds. This is sheer brilliance, because even twelve-year-olds aren't interested in anything written for twelve-year-olds. For example, 1st edition AD&D was written for adults, the vocabulary alone insisted on a college reading level. Game modules, the monster manuals and so on, contained adult themes and pictures of bare breasts, sans suckling infants. Naturally, lots of twelve-year-olds were attracted to it.

As illustrations of this principle, take `teen' magazines. Who reads them? Not teenagers. Pre-teens read them, because they deal with issues that are inappropriate for pre-teens. For example, sex. The surest way to get youngsters disinterested in anything is to write-down to them. TSR, Inc. realized it, did just that, and young boys, along with everyone else, stayed away from the game. School game clubs followed chain-mail bikinis right out of the hobby. TSR's strategy was so successful that they nearly went out of business and had to sell-out to a card-game company.

The not-using-sex-to-sell strategy was adopted universally by all the game publishers. Sex sells, most especially to the types of people they didn't want to sell to (i.e. gamers), so they all took the moral high road to bankruptcy and quit doing it. Young boys are attracted to young girls, and a naked elfin princess is basically a naked fifteen-year-old with pointy ears. Game publishers could answer inquiries from the Justice Department with, "Kiddie-porn? Goodness, no... look! Pointy-ears!" Anyway, it is difficult to understand the arguments against using sex to sell, because if it weren't for sex, none of us would be here. And of course, by `here' I mean `on the internet'.

In any case, getting Norman out of the hobby was only the first step. Now they needed to get chicks into the hobby.

Vampire and vampire-type games accomplished a bit of both. They were introduced because people like Norman hate them. Norman wants to be a warrior-hero, using complex mathematically equations to blast big-breasted monsters into oblivion. Gothic games feature none of that. They feature a rules-light, no-math, romantic angle that Norman can't even comprehend, let alone enjoy. Chicks on the other hand, like all that romance stuff, and vampires in particular appeal to the perverse sexual rape-fantasy that all chicks deny having.

So now the Storyteller says, "He's going to suck the life out of you," and the female player responds, "Bring it on, baby!"

Of course, the vampire thing is only the beginning. `Deadlands' is popular now and it's a horror sort of western. The `horror' part provides a good transition from vampire games, and chicks like cowboys. In fact, you could probably predict what sorts of RPGs will come out next year by going to a male strip club and looking at the costumes. There's always at least one "Bronco Billy" dancer who comes out wearing spurs, chaps, boots and a hat. The g-string isn't really part of the cowboy costume, but it's required by law.

This is not to say that women can't be attracted to swords-and-sorcery type RPGs. I played in a campaign for a while that many of the players' girlfriends joined. The GM began running adventures that the chicks would like, so of course all the real players ultimately quit. Eventually the party consisted entirely of chicks. This will be much more common as people like Norman give up the hobby and chicks get into it. If you plan on being a GM to an all-chick group, you'll need to adapt.

There are several things a GM must do in order to keep the game interesting for the chicks. They aren't going to want to do the same sorts of things that guys want to do. They don't want to use complex mathematically equations to blast big-breasted monsters, for example.

Men like hunting. They like being given a target/goal and then pursuing that target with single-minded fanaticism. That's why so many fantasy adventures are of the `quest' or rescue variety. Actually, a `rescue the princess' adventure is just a quest in which the goal has breasts. It isn't really a different type of adventure so much as a variation on the theme. It's the medieval fantasy equivalent of surfing the net.

Chicks, on the other hand, like shopping. They like going out to see what they can find, versus knowing what they are looking for right off the bat. Also, female adventurers will stop and ask for directions if they get lost, so you won't need either random encounters or `getting lost in the wilderness' charts. The chicks will seek-out encounters on their own. "Excuse me, Mr. Orc? Can you tell us if this is the way to the Dark Forest?" Mind you, they aren't going to the Dark Forest for anything in particular, they're just going to see what they can find there.

Don't think you can get away with just having the Orc attack them, either. Men will kill the Orc, rifle the corpse and be on their way, even though they are totally lost and haven't any idea which way that is. Chicks will want to form an interpersonal relationship with the Orc. They won't kill him at all, but they might capture him and then bitch until he wishes he were dead. "Look at what you're wearing! I mean honestly, how could you leave the cave looking like that? Don't you have any respect for your mother?" and "Why are you being so hostile anyway? I'm not going to untie you until you learn to express yourself in a non-confrontational manner."

Also, `questing to recover something of great value' isn't as appealing to chicks as `finding a real bargain.' That is, a sale. Let them hear a rumor that broadswords are on sale in the next town and next thing you know, they're off. Of course, they'll have to outfit for the journey, which for them means actually buying an outfit for the journey. You'll have to role-play all of that, so it's best to develop some game-mechanics to handle the situation. Get used to saying things like, "Okay, you try-on the outfit... now roll d20 to make a saving-throw versus it-makes-your-butt-look-fat."

You can throw out the character sheets that you've been using for the past ten years. They'll need to be redesigned to account for the increased detail in equipment descriptions. Whereas men write "clothes, worn" on their character sheets (if that), a chick will list the type of clothing, designer, color, washing instructions and where she bought it. Instead of recording the cost of any particular piece of equipment, chicks will write down how much they saved by purchasing it. "Sword, long, elven-styling, gray steel with mauve handle featuring Krados High-Elf designer insignia, saved 10 gold coins at the Sword Warehouse in Morgorim City." It might be best to use a separate page.

Game snacks are going to change a whole lot, too. Forget the Cheetos, Brand-X budget cola and pizza. Welcome to the world of hors d'oeuvres, fat-free cookies, dry popcorn, diet coke and wine coolers. An `hors d'oeuvre' is going to be a pretty bite of food on the end of a toothpick and if the group is meeting at your house then "stay out of the it, it's for company" (you'll hear that a lot). Get used to eating with toothpicks, or for that matter, silverware. There are also small square bits of paper or cloth, called `napkins', which you will be expected to use. This assumes that you're even invited.

Ultimately, game publishers will have just swapped audiences. Instead of expanding, selling to both men and chicks, they'll be selling all-chick games to chicks only. This is still a better financial situation for publishers. They will eventually be paying chicks to do the design, art and authoring of games. That means real savings, because they'll only have to pay the chicks 75-cents on the dollar compared to what they pay men.

Now, you might be thinking that you enjoy role-playing games and you don't want to hand the hobby over to chicks. You might feel as though this is not at all fair. Well, stop crying, sissy-boy, there's nothing you can do about it. Men should have thought of that before they let chicks vote. Now they feel empowered to take whatever they want, the way we used to feel. There's no stopping them.

[Bahod]

Saznaju novinari kako jedna baba na nekoj planini ima mnogo ovaca i sama ih čuva.
Jedan od njih je nekako pronađe, sjedi baba na stolici i prede, a ispred nje po livadi pase mnoštvo ovaca.
- Bako, koliko imaš ovaca ?
- Kojih, crnih ili bijelih, - pita baba.
- Pa, naprimjer bijelih?
- Hiljadu.
- A crnih ?
- Isto, - mrzovoljno će baba.
- A koliko jedna ovca daje vune ?
- Koja, crna ili bijela ?
- Pa, naprimer, bijela ?
- Dvije kile godišnje.
- A crna ?
- Isto.
- A koliko se mesa dobije od jedne ovce ?
- Koje, crne ili bijele ?
- Naprimer, crne ?
- Dva'es pet kila.
- A od bijele ?
- Isto.
Novinar već iznerviran, puk'o mu film, pa vikne na babu:
- Pa, dobro baba, kakva je razlika između crnih i bijelih, kad me stalno
pitaš : crne ili bijele, a na kraju sve isto !?
- Eeee, crne su moje !!!
- A bijele ?
- Isto.

[Xaotix]

Hmm.. Ako pišete štogod o ludim znanstvenicima, neka i pričaju kao pravi znanstvenici! Mali riječnik fraza:

*Scientific Jargon*
by Dyrk Schingman, Oregon State University
After several years of studying and hard work, I have finally learned scientific jargon. The following list of phrases and their definitions will help you to understand that mysterious language of science and medicine.

IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN
I didn't look up the original reference.

A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT
These data are practically meaningless.

WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS
An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.

THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY
The other results didn't make any sense.

TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN
This is the prettiest graph.

THESE RESULTS WILL BE IN A SUBSEQUENT REPORT
I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.

THE MOST RELIABLE RESULTS ARE OBTAINED BY JONES
He was my graduate student; his grade depended on this.

IN MY EXPERINCE
Once

IN CASE AFTER CASE
Twice

IN A SERIES OF CASES
Thrice

IT IS BELIEVED THAT
I think.

IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT
A couple of other guys think so too.

CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE
Wrong.

ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS
Rumor has it.

A STATISTICALLY ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS
A wild guess.

A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA
Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of beer.

IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENA OCCURS
I don't understand it.

AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES
They don't understand it either.

THANKS ARE DUE TO JOE BLOTZ FOR ASSISTANCE WITH THE EXPERIMENT AND TO ANDREA SCHAEFFER FOR VALUABLE DISCUSSIONS
Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Shaeffer explained to me what it meant.

A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY
A totally useless topic selected by my committee.

IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD
I quit.

This may be used or broadcast in any form as long as I receive credit.

[Bahod]

Bilo bi još smiješnije da nije istinioto.

[Alien2dio]

Ovo je navodno istinit dogaðaj i odgovor na testu iz kemije na fakultetu u

Washingtonu. Odgovor jednog od studenata je bio toliko "dubok", da ga je

profesor odlucio podijeliti sa svojim kolegama preko Interneta.



Bonus pitanje na ispitu: Da li je Pakao egzotermican (isijava toplinu) ili

endotermican (absorbira toplinu)?



Vecina studenata je napisala svoje pretpostavke na osnovi Boylovog zakona -

plin se hladi kad se razvlaci i zagrijava kad je stisnut ili neku drugu

varijantu.

Jedan od studenata je napisao sljedece:

Prvo moramo znati omjer u kojem duse ulaze u Pakao i izlaze iz njega.

Smatram da odmah mozemo pretpostaviti da dusa koja jednom uðe u Pakao

vise ne izlazi. Znaci, broj dusa se povecava. Da bi dobili ideju o tome

koliko je u paklu dusa osvrnimo se na razlicite vjere koje danas postoje na

svijetu. Vecina tih vjera tvrdi da onaj tko nije pripadnik neke odreðene

vjeroispovjesti ide u Pakao. Dakle, ako svi pripadaju samo jednoj

vjeroispovjesti, zakljucak je da ce sve duse zavrsiti u Paklu. Ako k tome

dodamo omjer nataliteta i mortaliteta mozemo ocekivati da broj dusa

eksponencionalno raste. Dakle, obratimo paznju na omjer promjene obujma

Pakla jer prema Boyleovom zakonu za zadrzavanje istog tlaka i topline obujam

mora rasti proporcionalno s brojem pristiglih dusa.> To nam pruza dvije

mogucnosti:

1) Ako se obujam Pakla povecava manje od potrebnog prosjecnog broja dusa

koje stignu u Pakao, toplina i tlak Pakla ce toliko narasti da ce Pakao

eksplodirati.

2) Ako se Pakao siri brze od prosjeka koji mu je potreban da primi sve duse,

toplina i tlak Ìe tako padati da ce se Pakao smrznuti.

Koja od mogucnosti je ispravna? Ako uzmemo u obzir izjavu, koju je

kategoricki iznjela Tereza s prve godine, a koja glasi "Prije ce se Pakao

smrznuti nego sto cu ja s tobom spavati" i s obzirom na to da je sa mnom

spavala jucer, mora biti ispravna teorija broj 2, dakle Pakao je zasigurno

egzoterman i smrznuo se.

Zakljucak ovog izlaganja je, da ako je Pakao smrznut, ne prima vise duse i

ostalo je samo Nebo, sto je dokaz postojanja Boga, koji takoðer objasnjava

zasto je Tereza sinoc vikala "Ah, moj Boze!!!".



Ovaj student je jedini dobio 10 bodova.

[Belzebubbles]

Ovaj student je car. :headbang: