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Unread post by Bahod » 23 Nov 2006, 15:33

Izitpajn wrote:Å trajk je pa sjedim u kompjuterskoj i gledam po internetu :angel:

Evo jednog američkog zajeba :shock:
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Unread post by Tanja.C » 23 Nov 2006, 16:01

Dagi wrote: He, he! Dobro je - osobito mi se sviđa kad se napiju!
Hvala, baš mi je drago! :)
Kasnije smo ustanovili da bi cijela stvar bila puno zabavnija da smo uistinu pili za vrijeme snimanja. :lol:

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Unread post by Nimrod » 23 Nov 2006, 18:03

English is the result of Norman soldiers attempting to pick up Anglo-Saxon barmaids, and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.
- H. Beam Piper, from "Fuzzy Sapiens"

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Unread post by Indigo Montoya » 25 Nov 2006, 10:44

http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~samkong/mi ... x.php?id=7 :mrgreen:

Mathematicians
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematicians have to build a fence
around a large flock of sheep, using as little material as possible.

The engineer forms the flock into a circular shape and constructs a
fence around it.

The physicist builds a fence with an infinite diameter and pulls it
together until it fits around the flock.

The mathematicians thinks for a while, then builds a fence around
himself and defines himself as being outside.
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1) If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your
life.
2) If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers,
and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
3) Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer
killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
4) Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second
favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
5) Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the
next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of
the keys.
6) Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
7) Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a
real fact.
8) Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to
Jack Bauer.
9) 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair
fight.
10) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
11) Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was
shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
12) Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious
right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
13) When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
14) If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is
you... well amigo, you're screwed.
15) Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him
angry.
16) When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill
terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
17) In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and
Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy's name?
Stephen Hawking.
18) Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets
when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
19) No man has ever used the phrase, "Jack Bauer is a wuss" in a
sentence and lived to tell about it.
20) In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
21) Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell
about it.
22) As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
23) Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he
was a child. Once.
24) Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
25) Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a
terrorist dies.
26) If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you
accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you
with.
27) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
Top 23 Engineers' Terminologies
A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED
We are still pissing in the wind.

EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM
We just hired three kids fresh out of college.

CLOSE PROJECT COORDINATION
We know who to blame.

MAJOR TECHNOLOGICAL BREAKTHROUGH
It works OK, but looks very hi-tech.

CUSTOMER SATISFACTION IS DELIVERED ASSURED
We are so far behind schedule the customer is happy to get it delivered.

PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE
The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING
We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED
The only person who understood the thing quit.

IT IS IN THE PROCESS
It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

WE WILL LOOK INTO IT
Forget it! We have enough problems for now.

PLEASE NOTE AND INITIAL
Let's spread the responsibility for the screw up.

GIVE US THE BENEFIT OF YOUR THINKING
We'll listen to what you have to say as long as it doesn't interfere with what we've already done.

GIVE US YOUR INTERPRETATION
I can't wait to hear this bull!

SEE ME or LET'S DISCUSS
Come into my office, I'm lonely.

ALL NEW
Parts not interchangeable with the previous design.

RUGGED
Too damn heavy to lift!

LIGHTWEIGHT
Lighter than RUGGED.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT
One finally worked.

ENERGY SAVING
Achieved when the power switch is off.

LOW MAINTENANCE
Impossible to fix if broken.

IT IS TECHNICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
I don't feel like doing it.

IT DEPENDS...
Abandon all hope of a useful answer.

THE DATA BITS ARE FLEXED THROUGH A COLLECTIMIZER WHICH STRIPS THE FLOW-GATE ARRAYS INTO VIRTUAL MESSAGE ELEMENTS
I don't know.
Why Computers Crash?
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is
interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes
your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to
report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is
corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's
hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the
network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets
want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the
printer down the hall......

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so
your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well
reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's
gonna hang.

When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the
macro code instructions cause unwanted risk, then you'll have to
flash the BIOS and you'll want to RAM your ROM, just quickly turn the
darn thing off and run to tell your Mom!
The True Meanings of Computer Industry Acronyms
AOL: Almost On-Line
Apple: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ACRONYM: A Completely Random Order Never Yields Meaning
Basic: Bill's (Gates) Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
DOS: Defunct Operating System
IBM: I Blame Microsoft
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
Macintosh: Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
M.C.S.E.: Must Call Someone Else
MICROSOFT : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM : Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI: System Can't See It
WINDOWS : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW: World Wide Wait
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Unread post by Krvoje » 05 Dec 2006, 18:46

-Bllaa!-
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Yama yo, yama yo
Yama wa ikite iru!

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Unread post by Xaotix » 06 Dec 2006, 01:16

Tko kaže da nema Monty Pythona?

59 skečeva Monty Pythona
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Randomness is strong with this one!

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Unread post by Krvoje » 06 Dec 2006, 03:43

Tanja.C wrote:
Dagi wrote: He, he! Dobro je - osobito mi se sviđa kad se napiju!
Hvala, baš mi je drago! :)
Kasnije smo ustanovili da bi cijela stvar bila puno zabavnija da smo uistinu pili za vrijeme snimanja. :lol:
Kolko sam uspio upotrijebit svoje skromno razumijevanje slovenskog(2x odgledavši :oops:), odlično je :) Meni su bolji trijezni dijelovi, kad idu u interspar lol po pijaču pa se ne mogu odlučit di će to otić popit.

:palac: Konačno lokalna konkurencija hrvatskim trekijima :D
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Unread post by Ire » 06 Dec 2006, 15:09

Jelačić. Josip Jelačić. Ban Josip Jelačić.

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Unread post by Krvoje » 07 Dec 2006, 00:49

Ire wrote:Jelačić. Josip Jelačić. Ban Josip Jelačić.

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:lol2:
:lol2: Baš sam jučer gledao Bonda :D
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Unread post by Tanja.C » 07 Dec 2006, 12:06

Krvoje wrote: :palac: Konačno lokalna konkurencija hrvatskim trekijima :D
Ne bi se mi baš opredijelili kao konkurencija, uf. :shock: Možda nakon još par takvih projektića. :D (naš novi projekt: LOTR partizanski filmić :lol: )

A Josip Ban je za krepati!!! :headbang: :lol: :headbang:

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Unread post by TB » 07 Dec 2006, 13:54

:ocasion: :D
http://www.stickypond.com/krajina/viewforum.php?f=13 :o

Obratite paznju na avatare forumasa.. :drunken:

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Unread post by Izitpajn » 07 Dec 2006, 14:56

E, tu me reži... :shock: Ne, NE TU!!!... ako na tom forumu nije dvije trećine Hrvata koji se samo zajebavaju... Npr:
I so se sipa sa tri prsta trebo si im kazat, neš sa dva. Sve se radi sa tri prsta bre. Kako to ustaše drže trzalice sa dva prsta, ili sa jednim majkumu. Najrađe bi ti otkinuli četri prsta da ti ostanu dva kolko je to ljubomorno na nas srbe.
ili:
Jao, ne pitaj, sestro slatka! Bio onomad u Zagreb nekim poslom, i odlučio da svratim na onu njihovu pijacu Dolac. Tamo ti stare babe ustašice prodaju kačamak i pavlaku iz domaću radinost. Tamo sam video kako prodaju i očerupane kokoši, ali svakoj otkinule srednji prst na noge da nemaju tri prsta na noge!

Hteo sam da si kupim petla za u supu, ali kad sam to video, kupio sam pasulj. Neću bre da monetarno potpomažem ustašku propagandu!
Ili ovdje:
http://www.stickypond.com/krajina/viewtopic.php?t=116

Ili, recimo, da je to autohtona srpska disidentska skupina koja se zajebava kao što su oni na blogu "Prve internet bojne", pa ih je netko shvatio ozbiljno pa su ih ukinuli... :headbang:

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Unread post by Izitpajn » 07 Dec 2006, 15:12

Izitpajn wrote:dvije trećine Hrvata
Sad čitam što tamo sve piše i mogu reć: malo sam reko :D

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