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pas ili macka?

Unread post by Alien2dio » 06 Apr 2006, 15:29

vise volim macke zato sto su nezavisne.
mog macka ne mozes natjerati na nista ako nece, jede kad hoce, mazi se kad hoce, ode i do?e kad hoce, a grize i grebe kad nece.
dok me pas samo tupavo gleda i slusa svaku moju besjedu.
udaris ga (ne tucem ga, samo ilustriram) a on se samo pokunji dok bi me macak, vjerujem, ubio na spavanju da ga lupim.
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Unread post by Tanja.C » 06 Apr 2006, 15:34

A ja više volim peseke jer su bedastiji od ma?aka. :ocasion:
Mislim, nije sad ono da mrzim ma?ke - super su zbog te svoje nezavisnosti, kao neke fine dame... ali peseki me više nasmijavaju jer se znaju bolje glupirati. :drunken:

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Unread post by Ire » 06 Apr 2006, 15:51

obožavam peseke Image
ali sam ma?ji tip .. ja i ma?ke se kužimo Image Image Image
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Unread post by MadDog » 06 Apr 2006, 16:39

Svoje ma?ke i svoje pse - oboĹžavam, a i oni mene...

Pri?e o "ma?kama koje se maze kad one ho?e" si zataknite za uho... poznajem dvije ma?ke koje dolaze na poziv, kad ih samo malo pogladi[?] - odmah se maze i tako dalje, i tako dalje...

A poznajem i dva psa kojima se Ĺživo fu?ka za sve naredbe i pozive - ako se njima upravo sad laje - onda ?e sad i lajati, i to?ka.

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Unread post by Zeljko » 06 Apr 2006, 17:40

volim ma?ke
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Unread post by Bahod » 06 Apr 2006, 18:47

psi naravno
ma?ke su zle i nema[?] nikakve koristi od nje :lol:

[?]alim se naravno
volim sve Ĺživotinje ali ipak su mi psi daleko najdraĹži
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Unread post by Ire » 06 Apr 2006, 18:49

ma glavno da je tvoj ?uko doma, kod gazde :mrgreen:

jel se još koji put zgubio? mišek je mali pa se ne vidi :;
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Unread post by Miles » 06 Apr 2006, 20:38

Op?enito psi, mada i ma?ke ponekad dobro do?u. Recimo kad ti je dosadno pa moraš gnjaviti nekoga... :lol:

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Unread post by Xaotix » 06 Apr 2006, 23:37

Peseke vise volim u umaku od gljiva, a mace su bolje sa hrenom... :mrgreen:
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Unread post by Alien2dio » 07 Apr 2006, 08:46

U jednom monolitu sam procitao odlicnu usporedbu karakternih razlika psa i macke, islo je nesto kao:

"I najsugavije pseto ce se pokidati da obrani svog gazdu, dok ce macka stajati sa strane dog mu gazdu cerece i eventualno se na kraju nahraniti njegovim iznutricama."
(When Lisa asks him about recycling)
Mr. Burns: Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese

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Unread post by Dagon » 07 Apr 2006, 09:11

MadDog wrote: A poznajem i dva psa kojima se Ĺživo fu?ka za sve naredbe i pozive - ako se njima upravo sad laje - onda ?e sad i lajati, i to?ka.

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Nisam znala da si upoznao moje pse :;

Ina?e, ja imam i pse i ma?ke, ine slu[?]aju mi ni jedne ni druge. Ali ma?ke mi barem poku[?]avaju pomo?i kad me ne[?]to boli. Psi uop?e nije briga.
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Unread post by Alien2dio » 07 Apr 2006, 10:30

kako ti pokusavalju pomoci?
Ciste ti cakre, idu po ljekove, hodaju na prstima ili se umiljkavaju i leze pokraj tebe?
(When Lisa asks him about recycling)
Mr. Burns: Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese

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Unread post by Bahod » 07 Apr 2006, 11:25

Ire wrote:ma glavno da je tvoj ?uko doma, kod gazde :mrgreen:

jel se jo[?] koji put zgubio? mi[?]ek je mali pa se ne vidi :;
he he nije se vi[?]e gubio zapravo ne pu[?]ta me iz vida od onda
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Unread post by Dagon » 08 Apr 2006, 12:28

Alien2dio wrote:kako ti pokusavalju pomoci?
Ciste ti cakre, idu po ljekove, hodaju na prstima ili se umiljkavaju i leze pokraj tebe?
LeĹže na mene i od njih dolazi neke energija koja mi uspava, i onda kad se probudim, ni[?]ta mi vi[?]e ne boli. Ali ne vjerujem da bi mogle lije?iti, recimo prijelome.
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