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Unread post by jbt » 26 Sep 2007, 19:43

  • njemacki jezik
auszuluftvorlauftank??????? koja picka materina??? kakva je to rijec?? ameri su fulali zemlju kad su bacali atomsku!
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Unread post by niniane » 26 Sep 2007, 22:42

jbt wrote:
  • njemacki jezik
I ja, i ja, i ja!!! :x :x :x
... characters, personalities, stories and larps...

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Unread post by SAMSUILUNOV OTAC » 27 Sep 2007, 16:20

Njemci su fora ekipa. Misle si - zašto bih gubio vrijeme na deset riječi u rečenici, kad sve mogu strpati u jednu, pa kažu npr:
-Eierpflaumenbaumplantagenbesitzer
-Wildschweinbratenfesttagsschmaus
-Oberpostdirektionsbriefmarkenstempelautomatenmechaniker
-Produktionenanwendungsreihenfolgediagramm
-Brandrodungswanderhackfeldbau
-Regionalzugkurzstreckeneinzelfahrkartenschwerbehindertenermäßigung
-Telekommmunikationunternehmensdatenschutzverordnung
itd. Ako mislite da vas zajeb*vam, prolistajte malo njemačke forume i stranice. :dontknow:
Kap limuna, zrno soli,
I svaka rana malo više boli.

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Unread post by Bahod » 27 Sep 2007, 20:53

Mislim da je već bilo negdje, ali evo još jednom
Euro-English

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather
than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have
one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond
year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will
make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl
riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in
ze forst plas.
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Unread post by SAMSUILUNOV OTAC » 28 Sep 2007, 14:58

:D
To mi je jedna od jačih fora!
Kap limuna, zrno soli,
I svaka rana malo više boli.

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Unread post by jbt » 28 Sep 2007, 15:33

  • apple inc.
  • ipone
  • i bilosta
  • stajanje na poslu 8 sati jerbo cekam inspekciju
  • stajanje uopce
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Unread post by Xaotix » 28 Sep 2007, 21:00

  • kretene kojima ovako nešto padne na pamet
  • na kvadrat kretene koji će to realizirati
Ȓak i ako je samo patka, predizborni klip pod noge, ili što već, sad će samo dati ideju lopužama!
Randomness is strong with this one!

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Unread post by jbt » 29 Sep 2007, 12:12

moze, ja sam za naplacivanje. a kad mi neko zdipi bicikl(opet) s njihovog sakatog parkinga, ocu kilu mesa i to od guzice kretena koji je to zamislio.
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Unread post by jbt » 29 Sep 2007, 14:35

  • thread Edukacija na ovom forumu
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Unread post by Quicksilver » 30 Sep 2007, 23:09

SAMSUILUNOV OTAC wrote:Njemci su fora ekipa. Misle si - zašto bih gubio vrijeme na deset riječi u rečenici, kad sve mogu strpati u jednu, pa kažu npr:
-Eierpflaumenbaumplantagenbesitzer
-Wildschweinbratenfesttagsschmaus
-Oberpostdirektionsbriefmarkenstempelautomatenmechaniker
-Produktionenanwendungsreihenfolgediagramm
-Brandrodungswanderhackfeldbau
-Regionalzugkurzstreckeneinzelfahrkartenschwerbehindertenermäßigung
-Telekommmunikationunternehmensdatenschutzverordnung
itd. Ako mislite da vas zajeb*vam, prolistajte malo njemačke forume i stranice. :dontknow:
hm, meni se njemački baš zbog toga i sviđa. :oops:

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Unread post by UrchinStar47 » 02 Oct 2007, 15:27

Njemački - savršen za vojnike i sadiste

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Unread post by nelchee » 02 Oct 2007, 16:15

German language suits heavy metal music. French might be the language of love, but German is the language of anger. :D

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Unread post by UrchinStar47 » 02 Oct 2007, 16:35

nije li Klingonski bolji za metal? :scratch:

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Unread post by nelchee » 02 Oct 2007, 16:41

neee... čru metal treba promicati vlastito kulturno nasljeđe, ne tamo neki futuristički fejk.

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